CLEVELAND - Every parent knows - where there are kids, there are germs. So Channel 3 News Today is spending this week sharing which kids items are covered with the most germs, and how often you should clean them. Those stories will air all this week at 6am.
In the meantime, here are some hilarious tweets from parents about living with kids.
The last thing you want to hear from your 3-year-old when she's alone in the bathroom is "uh-oh."— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) April 6, 2017
What you say: It's almost your bedtime.
What the child hears: Take out every toy you own. Eat a cupcake. Spill a giant box of crayons.— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) May 23, 2016
My daughter asked for a crazy made-up bedtime story so I told her one about a girl who actually put her dirty clothes INSIDE the hamper.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) May 1, 2017
The world is my trash can.
-Kids— Suki (@skickwriter) May 1, 2017
I don't need a vacation.
My couch has so many crumbs on it's just like sitting on a beach.— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) April 21, 2017
Kids don’t have breakfast, lunch & dinner times. They have food spilling, stealing & throwing times. And those are all of the time.— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) March 7, 2017
Bedtime conversation with my 7 yr old son.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 19, 2013
Son: Dad, can you die from eating poop?
Me: I think so, yes.
Son: Uh oh.
Son: No reason
*4yo shows me something*
Me: What's that?
4yo: It's garbage!
Me: Oh. So you're gonna throw it out?
4yo: No, I'm gonna play with it!
DUH.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 10, 2015
[cleaning pee off my 3yo and...everywhere]— Dad's Take (@DadsTake) March 27, 2017
Me: I didn't sign-up for this.
Life: Yes, yes you did. This is exactly what you signed up for.
Just had an argument with 4yo about whether or not she can have a snack while on the toilet, in case you were wondering what kids are like.— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) March 27, 2017
Watch Channel 3 News Today at 6am all this week to find out which kids items you should wash more or stay away from completely.