We cooked it and you asked for it. Here is Robin Swoboda's "Bird in a Bag" turkey recipe:
Butter ENTIRE inside of large brown paper grocery bag with a stick of butter
Coat turkey in olive oil and add favorite seasonings.
Cut up orange, pear, carrots, celery and a couple cloves of garlic.
Place fruits and vegetables in cavity of turkey
Place turkey in bag
Staple bag shut and place bag in roasting pan.
Cook at 350 degrees and your turkey will roughly take 10 minutes per pound.
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