YOU SAID IT
Bud: Why Did Hue Jackson put an injured Tyrod Taylor back in a meaningless game Thursday against Philadelphia? — Jimmy S.
Because he didn't have a concussed Colt McCoy on the roster.
Bud: In honor of your YSI return, I made a joke for you. Joe Borowski, Bob Wickman & Cody Allen walk into a bar at 2 a.m. The bartender, lighting a cigarette, says, “Well, I can see normal closing time might be a problem tonight.” Thoughts? — Mike Parris, Bay Village.
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Yes. Is there a fire extinguisher in the bar?
Glad you remember we used to give away Mental Floss t-shirts for You Said It winners. But the only concern Ohio State fans have concerning Meyer's memory is if he suddenly forgets how to beat Michigan.
Bud: Will Jackson’s Browns be a big hit this fall or just a pretender? — Vince G., Cincinnati.
I see what you did there. Now try not to do it again.
Hey Bud: How many hotels have been built in Vegas with money from people betting on the Browns to win the Super Bowl? — Nate J, Brunswick.
The Browns winning the Super Bowl often carries the second longest odds at Vegas sports books. Right behind the Browns winning a season opener.
Bud: Browns offensive line coach Bob Wylie said on Hard Knocks that we won two World Wars with soldiers who didn’t worry about stretching. What happened during Viet Nam? — Tim.
I might be wrong but I believe a young Maurice Carthon was calling the plays in that one.
Bud: Have you tried the new free range Animal Crackers? — Jim Corrigan, Fairview Park
Now that LeBron is gone again, I'm more concerned about Cavs fans becoming an endangered species.
Bud: After watching Tyrod Taylor and Baker Mayfield get banged up Thursday I hope we can all get behind the quarterback who will answer the call when the snow starts flying in December. Brogan Roback deserves that much. -- Kevin.
You Said It "winners" finally get the call.